A man walked into a pet store one day to buy dog food. As he looked for the brand he wanted, he heard a rustling noise. After hearing the sound start and stop several times, curiosity got the best of him and he went to investigate. At the back of the store, he found a cage containing two white birds. A sign on the front of the cage said they were “Sacred Doves of Peace.” Not able to discover the source of the sound, however, he turned to leave. But before he could take even a few steps, he heard the sound again. He spun around, and realized the sound was coming from the birds. It turns out the “Sacred Doves of Peace” had been repeatedly pouncing on each other, trying to beat each other to a pulp!