There was a small cemetery in the center of a city. To get from one spot to another, people would often cut through the cemetery. Normally, this was not a problem. But at night, the cemetery became extremely creepy. As a result, people would go the long way around after the sun went down. One night, as a woman got to the edge of the cemetery, two men ran up to her. “Can we walk with you through the cemetery?” they pleaded, “We were going to cut through on our own, but got creeped out.” “No problem,” the woman replied, “when I was alive I was also creeped out to walk through here at night.” In response to that statement, the two men raced through the cemetery faster than Olympic track stars.